baracknobama:

dont you hate it when you put toothpaste on your toothbrush but then it just falls right off like wtf toothpaste do your job

(via floppy)

mcsnuggie:

at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce

(via giggle)

getoffmybloghoe:

some of you need to deep throat a cactus 

(Source: freddifish, via gnarly)

foodchewer:

newzealandprince:

foodchewer:

its almost midnight you know what that means..

That it’s almost midnight

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(via phobias)

  • me when i eat fruits: i'm so fucking healthy