I stay alive for like 3 people lol

(Source: wreckfull, via giggle)


my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone

(via sextnoise)


idk what i’m doing w/ my life but i know i’m doing it wrong

(via giggle)


i got 20/20 but i still can’t see my haters


(via pizza)


”if u like someone just tell them!!” yeah sure goodbye

(via internetkilledmylife)

I like how on Tumblr we all have lots of sass but in real life we can’t say hi without fucking up.

(Source: shady-brain-farm, via pizza)


when u catch someone lookin at you for like the 15th time and u just like damn u tryna holla or what

(Source: 420dongsquad, via sextnoise)